It’s hard not to see a firetruck coming. They’ve got those great big loud sirens, y’know. The only way you could fail to hear a firetruck coming is if you’re, say, in another firetruck.
I sure hope nobody was hurt in this otherwise totally awesome crash:
Only thing that would make it more awesome: if the firetrucks caught fire afterwards.
The main thing I learned from this monster truck crash compilation: monster trucks are really dangerous.
Also, their wheels aren’t very good at staying on.
No monster truck drivers were harmed during the making of this video.
Here’s another fucking ball of death. I post these all the fucking time. This one has four motorcycles though, and comes to you from the New Shanghai Circus.
A tornado!
Compared to my last tornado video, this one has much better quality, but lacks the pissed-off cow.
Naah, just kidding. It’s another fucking trick pool shot. I post these all the fucking time.
But this one involves a chicken!
Why didn’t I know about this one before?
In 1973, stuntman Ken Carter attempted to jump over the St Lawrence River, a distance of over one mile, in a rocket-powered Lincoln Continental.
Let’s just pause for a moment and savour those words: Rocket-Powered Lincoln Continental.
The stunt itself starts at the 2:09 mark, so just skip to there if you’re impatient.
Now apparently this isn’t animal cruelty, it’s a perfectly acceptable procedure for getting the fluid out of a calf’s lungs. But hey, how often do you get to see a man spin a cow?
Cow tipping, on the other hand, is a myth. I can tell, because there’s no videos of it on youtube. If it were actually possible then I promise you: youtube would be approximately 15% cow tipping videos.
Naah, just kidding. More trick pool shots. Hooray physics!
Bowling? Sure, why not?
You’ll notice that not only does he get a 7-10 split, one of the pins bounces over and hits the single pin in the next lane. Whether or not this was carefully planned I don’t know, but I’m sufficiently impressed to declare it dailyhfsworthy.
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